La Parisienne Libérée : «Don't buy our nuclear plant»

Des négociations sont en cours pour vendre deux centrales EPR aux anglais, alors que les chantiers de Flamanville et d'Olkiluoto en Finlande voient se multiplier les retards, les surcoûts et les procédures judiciaires. Pendant ce temps, plusieurs pays voisins ont pris le chemin de la sortie du nucléaire.
DON'T BUY OUR NUCLEAR PLANT
Lyrics and music : The Liberated Parisian
Don’t buy our new reactor
It has been designed by an amateur
Don’t buy our nuclear plant
Beause it won’t work the way you want
It will cost you an arm and leg
And won’t achieve to boil an egg
Then it will stay here forever

Produce more cancer than power

Choose solar energy
Or wind if you live near the sea
Othewise the only thing you’ll get
Is a new terrorist target
Don’t buy our new reactor
It has been designed by an amateur
Don’t buy our nuclear plant
Beause it won’t work the way you want
Our nuclear compagnies
Have financial difficulties
They might collapse all of a sudden
Before the end of the construction
Besides, any nuclear waste
Has an perpetual bitter taste

Storage is too tricky
Don’t mortgage eternity !
Don’t buy our new reactor
It has been designed by an amateur
Don’t buy our nuclear plant
Beause it won’t work the way you want
If you are a french supporter
Welcome to the Eiffel Tower
If you are a french fanatic
Juste learn french : it’s poetic !
If you are a french explorer
A real gourmet, a wine lover,
Go ahead with consumption
Apart from this one exception :
Don’t buy our new reactor
It has been designed by an amateur
Don’t buy our nuclear plant
Beause it won’t work the way you want
It will cost you an arm and leg
And won’t achieve to boil an egg
Then it will stay here forever

Produce more cancer than power (bis)
Don’t buy our new reactor
It would be a fatal error
Don’t buy our nuclear plant
Beause it won’t work the way you want
Don’t buy, don't buy
Our nuclear plant
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